Weather 4, Joe 0
Okay then. Apparently I'm some sort of Rain God, like Rob McKenna. I can't even think about going to a baseball game without the stadium being besieged by rain. I'm still coming to terms with these powers and trying to figure out all of their implications, but I know one thing. The Mets should get themselves one of those stadiums with a retractible roof. That would be a worthwhile investment.